Post by Liberty O'leary on Oct 6, 2011 19:31:31 GMT -5
God what is with him and his fascination for coordinated tights.
Okay normally she wasn't the sort to go un-hinge a wedgie in public as picking your butt in front of others was well beyond tacky but she at this point and time could really give a rats ass about public opinions of her playing grab ass with herself, They after all hadn't been forced into those dreadful wool feeling tights.
Perhaps if it wasn't the fact that she had spent a better part of today engaged in the intense battle of keeping the crotch of said tights away from her knee's then maybe just maybe her damn skivvies wouldn't be flossing the crack of her butt as they were right now frankly it was a mystery to her that how narrow the crack was it still manage to hold what felt like a football fields length of material.
Honesty she didn't remember putting on Granny panties this morning but she was certain that she had them on now and if she didn't do something right that moment than she soon would be sporting a rather embarrassing belt manufactured by the Fruit of the Loom...
Looking down she wondered if she looked at guilty as she felt.. Her face felt hot.. No that couldn't be good. Am I blushing?..
Wincing at the thought she lifted her eyes and did a quick once over checking for witness... Shaun was exactly where she left him mewing over the literature splendor of C.S. Lewis.. God how he loved to hear himself talk.. Well it was serving its purpose right now as she doubted he would notice if she un-hinged his wedgie much less her own...
God she hated how open it was in this part of the bookstore she knew she could back up against a wall but to be honest that was obvious too.
Without a moments thought on it she simply just jumped into action in a manner one might use to rip a band-aid off a rhino Liberty ripped her tights and underwear from her crack of her butt where they had been resting for the past hour, after an overzealous hoist up on the tights that left the waist band resting under her bra strap...
Letting out a sigh of relief that could only be rivaled by Frodo Baggin's after he manage to ditch that pesky ring she sighed and ceremoniously flopped herself against a bookshelf..
Focusing on Shaun who had gone shockingly quiet she looked at him and saw him looking at her wide eyed in a fashion that he might look as if he just noticed she had a third leg or something..
"what? It was hurting.. I'm fairly certain another moment of friction and it would have started a fire or something..."
It seemed her statement didn't stop his gawking... She looked down to see what he was gawking at.. In that exact moment she wished she hadn't.
Somehow in her de-hinging she manage to put a hole in her tights so large that one leg was exposed to her ankle.. In that moment of humiliation all that she could manage to say was..
"Hmmmm.." and with that she turned foot and walked towards to the bathroom where the little show of absolute humiliation could continue..
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